I've lived with the same roommate for 5 years. I mean that has to be a world record. And everyone thinks Samantha, the roommate, is the quietest, sweetest girl ever. Everyone loves her.
But nobody knows that she is an absolute loonybird. She's not a bit quiet. In fact, she never shuts up. And she has a bit of an attitude, which I like to think she picked up from me throughout the years of living with me.
The reason I bring this up is because everyone thinks the roommate has it together. That she is prim and proper and lady-like. Nobody ever sees what she's really like.
Last night I caught her in one of her finer moments.
And I always say, "Nobody's ever here." Nobody ever sees her like this except me.
Clearly she's insane and hilairious. And the comedic relief that I live with every day.
So stop saying that she's quiet. Don't do that anymore. Because it's a false statement.
The kid never shuts up. And if you listen to her, you wouldn't want her to shut up because she is the funniest person I know. She's a guaranteed laughfest.
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